Banana Bread so good it should be illegal

December Flavor of the Month: Maple Bacon Crunch!

Perfect for the holiday season! Our Maple Bacon Crunch Naughty Banana Bread and Muffins combine the rich, cozy sweetness of real maple with the irresistible crunch of salty bacon. Did we mention there's bacon? Absolutely delicious!

Pre-Order For Pickup Instructions:

1. Browse Our Criminally Delicious Selection: Explore our irresistible banana loaves and jumbo muffins, each crafted to deliver rich, delightful flavor.

2. Place Your Order by 12 Noon on Friday for Sunday Pickup: We bake a limited amount of loaves and muffins fresh each week. Ordering by Friday noon guarantees your items will be ready for Sunday pickup.

3. Convenient Sunday Pickup in Roseville: Pickup details will be provided at checkout for a hassle-free experience.

4. Exclusive Delivery Options:

   • Quest WBL Tuesday Evening Delivery: Enter "Quest" and your phone number in the "Add a note for the seller" box at checkout. We'll arrange Tuesday evening pickup from Mike at Quest WBL.

   • Minneapolis Employees: Enter "Mnpls" and your phone number in the "Add a note for the seller" box. We'll coordinate Monday pickup at a City location (after the Friday noon order cutoff).

     Important Information:
     To ensure we can prepare your order in time, the cutoff for Sunday pickup is Friday at 12 noon. After this time, items may display as "Out of Stock." However, even if they don’t, any orders placed after noon on Friday may not be ready for that Sunday’s pickup and will be scheduled for the following Sunday instead.

Note: If you order after the cutoff, you’ll receive a follow-up email to confirm whether your order will be available for the upcoming Sunday or the next. Thank you for your understanding as we strive to bring you the freshest banana bread and muffins possible!

Your Next Indulgence Awaits

Fresh for the Holidays! 🎄 Pre-order now for Sunday pickup—perfect for parties and holiday gatherings!

Order by Friday at NOON for Pickup on Sunday!

Have questions or special requests?

For holiday orders, celebrations, or custom treats, we're happy to help! Contact us at: thenaughtybananabakery@gmail.com

Catch The Naughty Banana at Local Markets & Events!

Order online anytime, but visit us in person for even more local goodies!

Check out our schedule below and mark your calendar!

Get your hands on our fresh-baked banana bread and muffins—perfect for treats, snacks, and gifts!

Upcoming Events

Indoor Winter Markets:

🎄 Saturday, December 14, 2024 | 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM

Holiday Market! 🎅 Perfect time to grab our festive banana bread for holiday gatherings or as a delicious gift.

💖 Saturday, February 8, 2025 | 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM

Valentine’s Special! ❤️ Come pick up a Naughty Banana for that sweet someone (or treat yourself) just in time for Valentine’s Day!

🍀 Saturday, March 8, 2025 | 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM

Spring Market! 🌸 Get ready for warmer weather with our irresistible banana bread varieties and more local treasures.

🌸 Saturday, April 12, 2025 | 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM

Spring Into Fresh Flavors! 🌿 Enjoy our fresh banana bread alongside other local vendors offering farm-fresh goodies.

Stillwater Farmer's Market

Historic Old Stillwater Courthouse

📍 3rd & Pine, Stillwater, MN

🛍️ What You’ll Find at the Market:

- Naughty Banana Bread 🍌 (including gluten-free options!)

- Farm-fresh eggs 🥚

- Maple syrup 🍁

- Coffee & tea ☕

- Sourdough bread 🥖

- Microgreens 🌱

- Alpaca & lamb yarn 🧶

- Lamb cuts 🥩

- Hand-knit accessories 🧣

- Dog treats & blankets 🐶

📅 More Events to Come!

Keep an eye on this section as we add more dates where you can find The Naughty Banana at your favorite local events.

Summer Market Season Wrap-Up

Thank you for an amazing 2024 outdoor market season! We loved seeing you all, sharing our breads, and making new friends. Check out some of our favorite memories from this summer below.

Peace ✌️ Love ❤️ Bananas 🍌

Hi! I’m Gretchen, the founder of The Naughty Banana Bakery. My journey with banana bread started in an unexpected way—after a work accident left me unable to drive or even look at screens, I found comfort and joy in baking. Before long, my kitchen was filled with the warm aroma of fresh banana bread, and friends, family, and neighbors began telling me it was the best they’d ever tasted. Hearing this truly humbled me and inspired me to share it with even more people!

Every batch I bake is a labor of love. I pour my heart into each loaf, muffin, and slice, hoping to bring a little comfort and joy to everyone who tries them. What started as my own path to healing has grown into a beautiful way to connect with others—and that connection means the world to me.

In addition to baking, I’ve written a book called Trauma Recovery Pathways. It's a survivor’s story filled with the methods that guided me through healing. Unlike traditional expert advice, this book offers a personal perspective, hoping to support others on their journey through trauma. You can find the link to purchase it here, and if it brings you any comfort or insight, I’d be so grateful if you left a review. Each review helps the book reach more people who may need it, creating a ripple of support and healing.

Thank you for being a part of this journey with me! I’m thrilled to share my love of delicious banana bread with you and can't wait to bring even more fun into the mix. Be sure to check back often for exciting new Naughty Banana merch—mugs, shirts, hats, and more—coming soon!

Thank you for being a part of this journey with me! Baking banana bread has become an important part of my recovery story, bringing me joy and purpose as I heal from PTSD. I’d love to hear from you, too—if you have a story of overcoming trauma or PTSD, feel free to contact me at thenaughtybananabakery@gmail.com. Our shared experiences can help lift each other up. And keep an eye out for fun new Naughty Banana merch coming soon—think mugs, hats, sweatshirts, candles, and more!

The Naughty Banana wishes you a Merry Christmas and a joyful start to 2025! 🎄✨

As we reflect on this past year, we are deeply grateful for your support as we’ve launched this exciting journey. Your kindness and encouragement mean the world to us.

Here’s to a holiday season filled with love, happiness, and all the sweetness life has to offer. Thank you for being part of The Naughty Banana family! 💛

Bring Naughty Banana goodies to Your Next Event!

We Cater to Your Cravings!

Looking to add some "illegal" deliciousness to your special occasion? Whether it's a corporate meeting, wedding, birthday party, or any gathering, our banana bread will make your event unforgettable.

Interested in catering? Let's talk!

Fill out our contact form for more details, and we'll get back to you with all the delicious possibilities.