Banana Bread so good it should be illegal

Introducing Dark Chocolate Naughty Banana—where indulgence meets comfort. This rich, decadent banana bread is made with Ghirardelli dark chocolate, creating the ultimate balance of rich & creamy dark chocolate and sweet, moist banana goodness. Blissful!

Available to order beginning April 7th!

Pre-Order For Pickup Instructions:

1. Browse Our Criminally Delicious Selection: Explore our irresistible banana loaves and jumbo muffins, each crafted to deliver rich, delightful flavor.

2. Place Your Order by 12 Noon on Friday for Sunday Pickup: We bake a limited amount of loaves and muffins fresh each week. Ordering by Friday noon guarantees your items will be ready for Sunday pickup.

3. Convenient Sunday Pickup in Roseville: Pickup details will be provided at checkout for a hassle-free experience.

4. Exclusive Delivery Options:

   • Quest WBL Tuesday Evening Delivery: Enter "Quest" and your phone number in the "Add a note for the seller" box at checkout. We'll arrange Tuesday evening pickup from Mike at Quest WBL.

   • Minneapolis Employees: Enter "Mnpls" and your phone number in the "Add a note for the seller" box. We'll coordinate Monday pickup at a City location (after the Friday noon order cutoff).

     Important Information:
     To ensure we can prepare your order in time, the cutoff for Sunday pickup is Friday at 12 noon. After this time, items may display as "Out of Stock." However, even if they don’t, any orders placed after noon on Friday may not be ready for that Sunday’s pickup and will be scheduled for the following Sunday instead.

Note: If you order after the cutoff, you’ll receive a follow-up email to confirm whether your order will be available for the upcoming Sunday or the next. Thank you for your understanding as we strive to bring you the freshest banana bread and muffins possible!

Your Next Indulgence Awaits

Welcome spring with something sweet! Whether you're planning an Easter brunch, hosting a baby or wedding shower, or simply treating yourself as the days get longer, our baked goods are the perfect way to celebrate the season.

Pre-order now for Sunday pickup and bring a touch of sweetness to your springtime moments.

Place your order by Friday at NOON for Sunday pickup!

Have questions or special requests?

For holiday orders, celebrations, or custom treats, we're happy to help! Contact us at: thenaughtybananabakery@gmail.com

Catch The Naughty Banana at Local Markets & Events!

Order online anytime, but visit us in person for even more local goodies!

Check out our schedule below and mark your calendar!

Get your hands on our fresh-baked banana bread and muffins—perfect for treats, snacks, and gifts!

Upcoming Events

Indoor Winter Markets:

Please note: Unfortunately, we will not be at the last two winter market dates (March & April) due to health issues. However, the markets will still be bustling with many wonderful local vendors offering delicious treats and unique products—we encourage you to continue supporting them!

For those who have been following our journey, my husband, Mike (who many of you know from visiting the markets) is currently battling cancer for the second time. During this period, I need to focus on supporting him through his treatment, which makes market attendance impossible right now.

For those wishing to follow his journey or offer support, click here to go to Mike's CaringBridge page.

But, you don't have to miss out - Weekly online pre-orders are still available!

We appreciate your continued support during this challenging time, and we look forward to seeing you at summer markets again when circumstances allow.

🍀 Saturday, March 8, 2025 | 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM

Spring Market! 🌸 Get ready for warmer weather with our irresistible banana bread varieties and more local treasures.

🌸 Saturday, April 12, 2025 | 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM

Spring Into Fresh Flavors! 🌿 Enjoy our fresh banana bread alongside other local vendors offering farm-fresh goodies.

Stillwater Farmer's Market

Historic Old Stillwater Courthouse

📍 3rd & Pine, Stillwater, MN

🛍️ What You’ll Find at the Market:

- Naughty Banana Bread 🍌 (including gluten-free options!)

- Farm-fresh eggs 🥚

- Maple syrup 🍁

- Coffee & tea ☕

- Sourdough bread 🥖

- Microgreens 🌱

- Alpaca & lamb yarn 🧶

- Lamb cuts 🥩

- Hand-knit accessories 🧣

- Dog treats & blankets 🐶

📅 More Events to Come!

Keep an eye on this section as we add more dates where you can find The Naughty Banana at your favorite local events.

Peace ✌️ Love ❤️ Bananas 🍌

Hi! I’m Gretchen, the founder of The Naughty Banana Bakery. My journey with banana bread started in an unexpected way—after a work accident left me unable to drive or even look at screens, I found comfort and joy in baking. Before long, my kitchen was filled with the warm aroma of fresh banana bread, and friends, family, and neighbors began telling me it was the best they’d ever tasted. Hearing this truly humbled me and inspired me to share it with even more people!

Every batch I bake is a labor of love. I pour my heart into each loaf, muffin, and slice, hoping to bring a little comfort and joy to everyone who tries them. What started as my own path to healing has grown into a beautiful way to connect with others—and that connection means the world to me.

In addition to baking, I’ve written a book called Trauma Recovery Pathways. It's a survivor’s story filled with the methods that guided me through healing. Unlike traditional expert advice, this book offers a personal perspective, hoping to support others on their journey through trauma. You can find the link to purchase it here, and if it brings you any comfort or insight, I’d be so grateful if you left a review. Each review helps the book reach more people who may need it, creating a ripple of support and healing.

Thank you for being a part of this journey with me! I’m thrilled to share my love of delicious banana bread with you and can't wait to bring even more fun into the mix. Be sure to check back often for exciting new Naughty Banana merch—mugs, shirts, hats, and more—coming soon!

Thank you for being a part of this journey with me! Baking banana bread has become an important part of my recovery story, bringing me joy and purpose as I heal from PTSD. I’d love to hear from you, too—if you have a story of overcoming trauma or PTSD, feel free to contact me at thenaughtybananabakery@gmail.com. Our shared experiences can help lift each other up. And keep an eye out for fun new Naughty Banana merch coming soon—think mugs, hats, sweatshirts, candles, and more!

Happy Spring from The Naughty Banana Bakery!

Hello, friend! I'm so glad you're here. 🌸 Spring is in the air at The Naughty Banana Bakery, and it's the perfect time to enjoy something fresh from the oven! Take a look around, treat yourself to something delicious, and savor the season.

Your Feedback Matters!

If you've tried my baked goods and loved them, I'd truly appreciate a Google review—it helps more than you know!

Not completely satisfied? I'd love to hear that too! Please email me directly at thenaughtybananabakery@gmail.com so we can discuss how I can improve both the products and the pre-order pickup process. Your honest feedback helps me create the best possible experience for everyone.

Wishing you a season filled with warmth, joy, and sweet moments.

🩷 Leave a review here: bit.ly/4bxahNp

With gratitude,
The Naughty Banana Bakery Team

April Flavor of the Month!

Bring Naughty Banana goodies to Your Next Event!

We Cater to Your Cravings!

Looking to add some "illegal" deliciousness to your special occasion? Whether it's a corporate meeting, wedding, birthday party, or any gathering, our banana bread will make your event unforgettable.

Interested in catering? Let's talk!

Fill out our contact form for more details, and we'll get back to you with all the delicious possibilities.